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SMS jokes for your mobile phone that you can show granny.

Farm Labourer

Farm labourer phones his boss to tell him there's a pig mangled in the bullbar on the landrover. Boss tells him to put it out of it's misery. Ok he says.sound of shotgun. Farm labourer says to boss "what shall I do with his bike? Thanks to Lyme Bay Superbikes for this one

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To stop car accidents

Have u heard about DVLA's new plan to stop accidents. They're issuing all stupid drivers with a white flag with a red cross on it. Sorry if your not in England you might not understand this one so click full joke for help.

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