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How do you spot madness?

Suggs coming up the driveway.

The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place.

I was testing the children in my local Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to Heaven.

The farm labourer says to the farmer, 'I've just run over a pig with the tractor, what shall I do?'
The farmer says 'just bury him'.
The labourer replies, 'What shall I do with his bike?'